I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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