Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
zippers are such a cool invention
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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