i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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