In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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