i barfeds in our rink
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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