We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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