I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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