I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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