Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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