He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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