WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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