We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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