I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
