We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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