That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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