STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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