Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
