Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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