Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
