I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just found a bag of teeth...
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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