That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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