Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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