Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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