question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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