a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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