No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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