My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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