Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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