We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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