Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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