Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize
