Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize