Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
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at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
My breasts were aching with rage.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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