so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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