Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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