Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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