Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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