After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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