i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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