At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
This house was built for laser tag.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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