my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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