Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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