the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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