Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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