I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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