oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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