I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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