Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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