Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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