sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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