She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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