i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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