We won't sleep together?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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